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Top 10 reasons why Bill Burton would NEVER move to England.

10. Eggs are not refrigerated.
9. He couldn’t fit into a Smart Car.
8. The government – full stop.
7. Pubs.
6. Dogs everywhere – including pubs.
5. Criminals have rights too.
4. Handguns are illegal.
3. He would work as a Solicitor and be forced to wear a wig…
2. … and that would make him a migrant worker.
And the number one [...]

Top 10 Reasons why Jenny Frampton SHOULD move to England.

10. Organic food is cheaper.
9. She could fit into a Smart Car … and love it.
8. The government – full stop.
7. Greenspace everywhere.
6. Dogs everywhere – including shops and restaurants.
5. Indigent have rights too.
4. Handguns are illegal.
3. She would work as a Social Worker and make more than solicitors
2. Mandatory recycling.
And the number one [...]

We’re getting a new pet!

The kids have really been bothering us to get a new pet. I think I’ve found the perfect solution.