Then one foggy Christmas eve eve Ken, his sister Jenny and Noah went to see the neolithic stones at Avebury. This site is not far from Stonehenge, but is big enought that a small village is inside the ring of ancinet stones. It was cold and foggy and Noah, although he had a [...]
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Top 10 reasons why Bill Burton would NEVER move to England.
10. Eggs are not refrigerated.
9. He couldn’t fit into a Smart Car.
8. The government – full stop.
7. Pubs.
6. Dogs everywhere – including pubs.
5. Criminals have rights too.
4. Handguns are illegal.
3. He would work as a Solicitor and be forced to wear a wig…
2. … and that would make him a migrant worker.
And the number one [...]
Top 10 Reasons why Jenny Frampton SHOULD move to England.
10. Organic food is cheaper.
9. She could fit into a Smart Car … and love it.
8. The government – full stop.
7. Greenspace everywhere.
6. Dogs everywhere – including shops and restaurants.
5. Indigent have rights too.
4. Handguns are illegal.
3. She would work as a Social Worker and make more than solicitors
2. Mandatory recycling.
And the number one [...]
