10. Eggs are not refrigerated.
9. He couldn’t fit into a Smart Car.
8. The government – full stop.
7. Pubs.
6. Dogs everywhere – including pubs.
5. Criminals have rights too.
4. Handguns are illegal.
3. He would work as a Solicitor and be forced to wear a wig…
2. … and that would make him a migrant worker.
And the number one reason Bill Burton would never move to England is …
It aint’ Marietta.
on Dec 17th, 2006 at 5:16 am
I think his car already looks like a migrant worker’s, but other than that you’re right on.
on Dec 19th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Absolutely
on Dec 24th, 2006 at 1:56 am
Oh – I forgot to mention that about every other dozen eggs I find a feather. For me that is just a little too close to the source if you know what I mean.
LB